彥格格的沏茶手記

去運動的時候這首歌常常被拿來當作暖身的音樂，旋律很好聽，聽到音樂就不自覺想扭動一下（哈哈）

好聽歸好聽，倒是沒有很去在意到底是誰唱的，直到前天才發現原來是天后瑪莉呀～凱莉2009年的新歌

看了歌詞不覺大笑，沒想到這麼動聽的旋律，其實是在罵人呢

查了一下資料才發現，她是在回擊阿姆之前說他跟她有染的事情

MV那個很奇怪的跟蹤狂其實就是瑪莉亞自己反串，諷刺的意味真是明顯到不行，哈～

為了讓大家可以跟我一樣進入狀況，貼上在別的網友家找到的中英文歌詞翻譯：

I was like, “Why are you so obsessed with me ?”
我在想，你幹嘛對我這麼著迷?

So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh

Will the real MC please step to the mic
流行天后，請妳到麥克風前面來
MC- You need an MC, place to be
瑪麗亞凱莉，給你舞臺，給你麥克風
MC the MC
美麗花蝴蝶，引領風潮！

So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh
So oh oh oh oh

All up in the blogs
你在部落格上說
Say we met at the bar
我們在酒吧邂逅
When I don't even know who you are
問題是，我當時根本不認識你
Sayin' we up in your house
說什麼我常常到你家
Sayin' I'm up in your car
說什麼我常常上你車
But you in LA but I'm out at Jermaine's
但你那時在洛杉磯，而我那時和JD在一起

I'm up in the A-, you're so so lame
我是樂壇天后，你只是街頭痞子
and no on here even mentions your name
根本沒有人想提到你的名字
It must be the weed, it must be the E
那可能是饒舌毒蟲E還是誰
Cause you be poppin' hood, you get it poppin' oh
你繼續耍嘴皮子，我等著看你好戲

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
喔 為什麼你對我如此著迷 (我好想知道)
Lyin' that you're sexin me (when everybody knows)
瞎掰我們好像真有一腿 (當大家都知道那是胡扯)
It's clear that you're upset with me
很明顯的你很不爽
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
喔 因為你根本把不到我
Last man on the earth still couldn't get this
就算全世界的男人死光了我也不會跟你在一起!

You're delusional, you're delusional
你少妄想，賣肖想
Boy you're losing your mind
這位先生，你頭殼壞去了吧？
It's confusin yo, you're confused you know
做白日夢，你在癡人說夢，
Why you wasting your time
你幹嘛浪費你自己的時間
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
因為自卑情節搞的自己很不爽
Seeing right through you like you're bathin' in windex
你是用清潔劑洗澡洗傻了吧

Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me
喔 喔 喔 不知道你幹嘛對我那麼著迷
And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing
所有女孩一起唱 所有的美眉一起唱
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed
喔~ 如此的著迷於我

You on your job, you hating hard
你在你的歌裡憤世嫉俗，攻擊別人
Ain't gon feed you, I'm gonna let you starve
但你還是不滿足，那我就來給你點好看
Grasping for air I'm ventilation
你說謊喘不過氣，我在一旁輕鬆涼快
You out of breath, hope you ain't waitin
你上氣不接下氣，希望別等到斷氣
Tellin' the world how much you miss me
你告訴全世界你有多想我
But we never were, so why you trippin'
但我們根本不是那回事，你最愛空穴來風
You a mom and pop, I'm a corporation
你混在那種無名小公司，我身處國際連鎖大企業
I'm the press conference, you a conversation
我說話就開記者會，你卻只能在部落格上鬼扯

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
喔 為什麼你對我如此著迷 (我好想知道)
Lyin' that you're sexin me (when everybody knows)
瞎掰我們好像真有一腿 (當大家都知道那是胡扯)
It's clear that you're upset with me
很明顯的你很不爽
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
喔 因為你根本把不到我
Last man on the earth still couldn't get this
就算全世界的男人死光了我也不會跟你在一起!

You're delusional, you're delusional
你少妄想，賣肖想
Boy you're losing your mind
這位先生，你頭殼壞去了吧？
It's confusin yo, you're confused you know
做白日夢，你在癡人說夢，
Why you wasting your time
你幹嘛浪費你自己的時間
Got you all fired up with your Napoleon complex
因為自卑情節搞的自己很不爽
Seeing right through you like you're bathin' in windex
你是用清潔劑洗澡洗傻了吧

Ooh Ohh Ohh boy why you so obsessed with me
喔 喔 喔 你幹嘛對我如此的著迷
And all the ladies sing, all the girls sing
所有女孩一起唱 所有的美眉一起唱
Soo Oohhhh Soo Oohh Obsessed
喔~ 如此的著迷於我

Ooh boy why you so obsessed with me (Boy I wanna know)
喔 為什麼你對我如此著迷 (我好想知道)
Lyin' that you're sexin me (when everybody knows)
瞎掰我們好像真有一腿 (當大家都知道那是胡扯)
It's clear that you're upset with me
很明顯的你很不爽
Ohh finally found a girl that you couldn't impress
喔 因為你根本把不到我
Last man on the earth still couldn't get this
就算全世界的男人死光了我也不會跟你在一起!

原文請見： http://syachien.pixnet.net/blog/post/23979227

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